The Guff

Rebecca Black Says It’s Friday

In The Pile on March 18, 2011 at 8:38 am

“(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah”

Rebecca Black, 13, Internet Sensation

Well she certainly knows the importance of a strong start. But allow me to quickly re-cap for those of you yet to be exposed to “Friday“.

Rebecca Black is the latest Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson , other 4 members of the Jackson 5, kid from Home Alone.  She has metaphorically exploded and journos everywhere are still scrambling to figure out who the fuck she is. Even Google seems to be lost on this one folks,

Rebecca Black is a Quileute woman, twin sister of Rachel, older sister of Jacob and daughter of Billy and Sarah. She married an unnamed Samoan surfer when she was eighteen and moved to Hawaii, partly to get away from the memory of her mother who died in a car crash. Jacob, no matter how much he misses her, only mentions her a few times. She and Bella Swan were childhood acquaintances.”

But don’t you worry. I’m sure we’ll find the dirt on this bitch yet. So while we wait for photos of her debauched 12th birthday party to hit Wikileaks, let’s spare a second to pity the future of this poor girl.

Rebecca Black: Tackling Life's Tough Questions

In a world of Google savy HR and employers what kind of chance does this unfortunate girl stand? I can’t imagine front-page results such as “Is YouTube Sensation Rebecca Black’s “Friday” The Worst Song Ever?“, or “Rebecca Black – Friday | Know Your Meme” creating the best impression. Anyone know the employment prospects of a soon to be has-been internet meme guilty of creating ‘the worst song ever’?

But who knows? Maybe she’ll be able to make it with this whole “music” thing of hers. Being the temporary laughing stock of the internet has had a pretty direct impact on her career, “Friday” is actually doing pretty well in the charts.

If this girl can dominate the Japanese tsunami then maybe it’s true. Maybe certain things really are so bad, they’re good.

Either way, i’ll leave deep shit like that to her. She’s got it down to a tee.

“Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards”


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